Soylent Green: Available only for the first five customers.
As Claude found himself toppling over, along with his table, he thought to himself, “I sure hope they don’t notice that I got the last corndog.”
First there was a Demolition Derby. Then, there was a Combine Derby (demolition derby with farming combines). The Dining Car derby did not go well.
Pizzaburger Day at the company cafeteria.
-“BB”-
We’ll not discriminate great from small!
No, we’ll serve anyone,
Meaning anyone,
And to anyone
At all!
Certain that there was fraud in the year-round/seasonal McRib survey, Trump voters take matters into their own hands.
When they were remodeling the trading floor at the New York Stock Exchange, they moved the temporary floor too close to the cafeteria.
“Attention McDonald’s customers! We’re down to our last few containers of McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce, so act now if you want any.”
Standing quietly by the menu board, Clark Kent knew that as Superman, he could break up this melee, if only he could get through the crowd, and into the phone booth.
Soylent Green: Always available until there’s only one customer left.
Among the shouts of “Hang Pence” and “Where’s Nancy?” could also be heard the occasional “Where’s the beef?”
(also, what’s the bald guy with his hand raised doing to the guy in front of him??)
Quinoa? AGAIN?
(For those who may be interested, the picture is from a 1960’s Civil Defense pamphlet. The picture is “What to do if you are caught in a crowd during an atomic attack.”)
It was hard to choose, but in the end it came down to:
Good on you, Spoons, for noticing the one person’s resemblance to Clark Kent. Take it away!
Thanks, Bonum_Legatum! And thanks also for the explanation of where the picture came from. I wondered why everybody was panicking. Maybe that’s why I focused on “Clark Kent”–because he was the only one not panicking.
Okay, folks, let’s see what you can do for this one:
Bethany was shocked when she found out her nana had joined the Chi Omega’s.
Post-transition Hopey Taylor was taken aback when Aunt Bee showed up at her dorm unannounced.
Uncle Dennis! What are you doing here?
[She really does look like a Jaime Hernandez character, doesn’t she?]
Nobody draws bannisters like Will Davies.