When I said “put a ladder on our jerseys as a team logo”, I didn’t mean like that!
-“BB”-
Udderly ridiculous.
More cowladder!
With apologies to Prof.Pepperwinkle and his post on the “gorolla-lamp” picture.
“Tell me honey, does this ladder make me look fat.”
Bossy shows solidarity with the farm dog who has to wear an Elizabethan collar.
“Human touch me funny. Human not coming down from hayloft any more.”
How did the cow milk herself? She used a ladder.
How hanger steaks are made
Gary Larson’s humor is lost on some bovine literalists.
Elsie was confused about her place on the food ladder.
To escape the scourge of drunken cow tippers, Elsie took to sleeping in the treetops.
I liked the drunken cow-tipper joke myself, but thanks for choosing mine!
Somehow I’m finding it next to impossible to find pictures that are not ineluctably linked with collections, options, etc. This is gonna have to do for now, I’m sorry to say. Used to be easier – if anybody has a good source of public-domain jpg’s I’m eager to learn about it.
I wouldn’t touch that with a 50 yard pole.
“I practiced this enough with weights. Now, I’m ready to lift this building.”
Aside to QM: I’ve used pictures from pixabay.com before, and they are all public domain.
In the Asian version of The Little Dutch Boy, the young lad held up the Great Wall until help arrived.
“6-Ball in the corner pocket…next door.”
Thanks, Spoons. I’ll try them next time (if I ever win this game again, that is.)
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Little-known fun fact: Joan Crawford hired a full-time karate master to make sure Christina NEVER brought wire hangers into the closet again.
Boss said “hang this shirt on the pole until it’s dry”. I told him he was an idiot because we were out of hangers. Then he came up with a solution…