Once again, good entries abound. My warped risibilities (must’ve left 'em out in the rain too long) were most energetically tickled by Knowed_Out’s “The ACME Custom-Designed Pole Bracer is proud to announce our new Oppressed Political Refugee line!”
Go for it, dude!
Here’s one I can’t wrap my head around…
One seldom meets such a well-bred gentleman in an underpass.
The Infamous Carb Helmet!
Scene cut from the end of Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”: Rod Taylor lures the birds away so the women can jump into the car and escape.
Greatful Dead?!! I thought we were going to a Bread concert!
Homeless loafer.
Just another slice of life for the Earl of Sandwich
Worst case of “bread-head” ever.
-“BB”-
He’s a gluten for punishment.
The debut of Marvel’s Wonder Man was underwhelming.
The fashion phenomenon inspired by Lady Gaga’s meat dress soon turned stale.
Bob couldn’t find any tinfoil with which to make a hat, but he had heard that sliced bread was just as good at deflecting mind-control rays.
Meet the Human Compass. Only he doesn’t point north; instead, he points towards the yeast.
Well, he told his mom he was rolling in dough…
No matter how he sliced it, he could not deny that he was still a member of the upper crust.
-“BB”-
Dude, if you don’t get outta this heat you’re gonna be toast!
Of all the groaner puns submitted, this was the groaniest. You are the breadwinner, Elmer!
Thanks! (I think)
Feel the Elation of the Crustacean! Sylvester Stallone’s Crab Patties opens Friday.