“Speaking of crabs, I had to burn my mattress to get rid of the ones you left!”
Alfred Hitchcock’s The Crabs has not yet reached classic status like The Birds.
The little-known prequel to Jaws – Pincers!
Her Tinder profile said she loved seafood, so I didn’t give it a second thought when she suggested that we go out for crabs…
We are NOT going for “fresh beef” for our Surf 'n Turf!
Sadly, the remake of “The African Queen” came to a sudden end after the director decided to do outdo the original’s “leech scene”.
“MY AGENT PROMISED THIS SCENE WOULD BE CGI. MY AGENT PROMISED THIS SCENE WOULD BE CGI.” (I’ve got to start reading the fine print in those contracts.)
Never bring a gun to a crab fight.
“Quick! Head for the crustacean wagon!”
Sage advice.
You’re up @Mean_Mr.Mustard
Thank you Mr. Fudd!
He’s a gluten for punishment. (Sorry).
The Pastafarian baptism into the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the best!
Like all Dragonball warriors, Majin Buu ensured that he was always at the top of his game through constant training.
Jackie Coogan - the post Addams Family years
When carb-loading misfires…
The Society for Eating Like an Infant will hold its annual spaghetti dinner on March 20 at the Community Center.
Although he smiled for the camera, Bob secretly hated always being the “before” picture in the ads for etiquette schools.
A strange offshoot of the flat earth believers were the people who did not believe in flatware.
I guess we can call this one. It’s all you, Bonum!
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Thank you, but I won’t be able to respond right now. Could you please call upon someone else?
Sure. I loves me some Uncle Fester. Can you go Knowed_Out?
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