He’s flashing that old Dignity and Sobriety sign at us again.
Sister Mary Malicious displayed the severed hand in her classroom as a warning to potential cheaters.
Handbook of astronomy - 1st edition
Palm reading is easy. Palm writing, on the other…hand.
Students have been known to write answers to key exam questions on their hands for centuries, but Astrology 101 students have to compensate for planetary drift.
Don’t mean to hijack this, but for those who want to know:
The secret handshake of the Masons has been revealed!
Thanks for posting that explanation, Bonum! I was wondering about it.
A lot of good ones, but the one I liked best was:
You’re up, Spoons!
Oh, Lydia, oh Lydia. Say, have you seen Lydia?
Lydia the tattooed lady!
Obviously a Marx Brothers fan! Personally, I liked your other one with Sister Mary Malicious better. You could have made a George Carlin reference had you used Sister Mary Discipline (some of his earlier stuff, he talks about growing up Irish Catholic).
Thanks, Professor! Okay, folks, give this one a try:
Proof the Titanic’s orchestra really did play until the very end.
Who plays in an orchestra under the sea? CELLO SQUAREPANTS!
Last chair in the Nauru Symphony Orchestra sucks.
Many brave hearts are asleep in the deep, so beware, Beware.
The wait for roadside assistance can be lengthy; it is a good idea to always keep something in your vehicle to keep yourself occupied until help arrives.
Jaws - The Musical
Cellist Pablo Casals performs Handel’s Water Music Suite a little too literally
Can’t you feel them circling, honey?
Can’t you feel them swimming around?
You got fins to the left, fins to the right
And you’re the only bait in town
Kent Clark is going to win it for this one:
Take it away, Kent!
Thanks @Spoons. Who’s up for a little cosplay?
