“You stand accused of calling your sister a ‘stink-brain’. How do you plead?”
-“BB”-
“Young sir, this is not the choice of attire we expect of our cigar box models.”
You shall never pass the bar exam at this rate, Lord Kelvin.
“I cannot tell a lie. I chopped her cherry with my little hatchet.”
After an extensive process of examination and deliberation, the Art Wardens decided to approve Gainsborough’s design for “The Blue Boy.” But they rejected the companion piece, “Greenie,” and instructed him to fine a different subject.
You said, “Please, sir, I want some more.” Now, tell us why you think that you deserve some more.
“When did you last see your father’s…tailor?”
So the question before us, Master Harwick, is what have you done with your sister’s cat?
The examination for determining if you are tall enough for the E ticket rides at Cromwelland is really intense.
Oh, god, my brother’s telling them that story. Please, please let me just disappear!
Judge Judy. Season 1, episode 1.
So, Loretta, they tell me you’re Trans these days and I must call you Lawrence.
So many good ones this round! But I enjoyed the attention to detail here.
@Quondam_Mechanic you da man! Go for it.
Thanks, Kent_Clark. I wasn’t t thrilled with this one at first, but it’s kind of growing on me.
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“And this year’s Fay Wray Award goes to Miss Betty-Jane Marshall, of Peoria, Illinois!”
Elly May’s love for critters took an ugly turn the day she rescued Coco.
The model originally wanted leopard skin, but the Animal Land organizers thought that sent a conflicting message. After hours of intense negotiation, they settled on alligator skin because they ate the flamingo exhibit.
In an attempt to calm Kong down, they brought in the Amazing 50 Foot Woman.
The animals of the jungle were aghast when Jane left Tarzan, but her second marriage was a happy one.
Animal Land finally garnered the approval of the page three crowd George Orwell secretly craved.