A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

WandaVision only has $39.65 left in the budget for Season 2.

“Dorothy, you bitch, where’d you hide those slippers???”

The Red Hat Ladies will meet at the town diner Wednesdays at Noon.
The Purple Hat Coven will meet at the town diner Fridays at Midnight.

“Does this make me look fat?”

“Why yes it do--------ribbet, ribbet.”

…but the broom designers still won’t make anything for the average witch…

Mr. Fudd is our winner! Congrats.

Thanks, Prof!
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Parking space… The final frontier.

Too Obvious?
“My other car is a starship.”

“Weren’t there supposed to be whales here?”

Kirk never did master the art of parallel parking.

Resupplying was more of a nuisance in the pre-transporter/pre-shuttlecraft era.

From Star Trek IV: "OK, everybody, remember where we parked."

-“BB”-

Our five year mission - to explore strange new pavements, new models of Studebakers, and to boldly park perpendicular to everybody else…

The parking enforcement officer wrote a ticket, but could not figure out how to put it on this vehicle, given that it had no windshield wipers.

[And Bicycle Bill beat me to my first choice of caption. Nicely played, Bill!]

Star Trek VII: The Parking Violation

Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a valet.

Our mission is to explore galaxies, not to find Ford Galaxies.

Didn’t we do a Land of the Giants script last season?

Runners up are @needscoffee and @Bicycle_Bill with their Star Trek IV references, but the winner is…

BTW, there’s a bunch of these photos from 1964 of the original Enterprise model sitting in the street. I always wonder why it was out there so long. Were the doors to Desilu Studios too small to get it in?