A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Kirk didn’t need to master parallel parking. Similar to his actions during the Kobayashi Maru simulation, he just changed the rules so that it became diagonal parking.

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Bump

The winner is @Dr.Winston_OBoogie

Sorry 'bout that.

Just found a worthy pic:

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You should see the hairballs he coughs up!

The children couldn’t understand why their parents kept blushing when they referred to the building as “the cat house”.

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‘My name is Pussycatias king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’

First it plays with the children…

Their new house was quite whimsical from the front. They never let anyone see the back door.

Well, the owners say that they never get mice.

I always wondered what my classmates meant when they said they had catechism class.

Catwoman’s secret lair was a little more showy than the Batcave.

Moms! Make sure your little ones’ sweaters don’t have any loose threads of yarn.

Whoever loses the Tag You’re It game has to clean the litterbox.

I like the unspoken part of

Prof P. wins this one. PP, you’re up!

Dang, missed the cut-off by a minute.

Oh well, no sense letting it go to waste:

“Let’s go watch Jimmy come out of the butthole!”

That reminds me of a Godzilla sculpture I visited in Kuriyama, Japan. Kids could climb through his crotch and slide down his tail.

Thanks! I thought many of the others were much funnier than mine.

Before the invention of television, it was hard to find an audience for talking heads.

For best outcomes, floss your entire face.

The eyeballs will be installed next Tuesday.