A Playboy magazine pictorial, The Dogs of Spring
You got it backwards. We honor God on Easter, not dog.
Damn! I was thinking of that one!
“What am I going to do with all this Silly Putty?”
The first egg to hatch was not quite what we expected.
Use the packaging to sell tiny pantyhose.
“What’s with all the grey eggs?”
Last, but certainly not least, I gotta go with:
You’re up @kaylasdad99
Ooh, how nice! Lessee, what’ve I got?
We’re thinking about ways to get the men to form a polo team without encouraging escape attempts.
Yipes! Stripes! Buy Beechnut, by gum!
The guy’s just in for littering. The zebra’s a criminal mastermind.
The pilot episode of Mr. Ed had he and Wilbur trying to bring a failing polo team up to be a national contender. Unfortunately, contrary to popular belief, the stripes did show up on black and white transmissions.
Damn it! I thought these tickets were to see Jack and Meg!
Everybody, but ev-e-ry-bo-dy, is going to Elton’s after-Oscars party!
Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire
The Z-Team
The Lone Ranger and Silver turned to a life of crime after the series was cancelled.
So is it a black uniform with white stripes and a white horse with black stripes, a black horse with white stripes and a white uniform with black stripes, a black horse with white stripes and a black uniform with white stripes, a white horse with black stripes and a black uniform with white stripes. . .
Off to the strobe mines
“We’re entered in the third at Aqueduct, but the new rules regarding silks are ridiculous.”