“It’s a couples’ Halloween costume. We’re going as the Doppler effect.”
(Apologies to the Big Bang Theory, but I couldn’t resist.)
"Yes, hello, we’re here to audition for a part in ‘Stripes.’ Looking forward to working with Bill Murray and John Candy.
What? It’s an Army movie?"
Who am I to criticize a plagiarized line? I once won by quoting Robert Frost.
You’re up, Spoons.
Thanks, kaylasdad99! Robert Frost? Nicely done!
Okay, folks, give this one a try:
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“Sparky says he wants to go out for one last night on the town before his vet visit tomorrow morning.”
Fido wants to play Monopoly again and promises not to chew on the hotels this time.
“He’s here to pick up Fifi, John. They have tickets for the opera tonight.”
He’s a pretty decent magician, but he totally goes bananas whenever he pulls that rabbit out of his hat.
Bad luck junior, the prom night committee picked the night of a full moon.
I took Fido to the seance and he channeled Fred Astaire.
“Apparently we’re supposed to be his escorts to the Westminister Kennel Club Dog Show. Were you cruising Craig’s List while drinking your Bourbon sample of the Month again?”
“He’s heard us talk about ‘putting on the dog’, so he’s ‘putting on the person’.”
-“BB”-
“Fido is very upset dear. He lost his job at Brooks Brothers to a horse.”
Well, you said that our dog should be “fetching”…
These were all great, and it was hard to select a winner. First, a few favourites:
And the winner is…
Well done, needscoffee! Your turn to post a picture.
Thanks! After I posted, I looked up the original caption for the comic, and was embarrassed by how simply perfect it was: “Howard, I think the dog wants to go out.”
New pic:
Zeppelin Ice Dancing was a hit in the Olympics before Ellen Dallerup was killed in a fiery disaster. Oh, the humanity!
Springtime for Hitler. . . ON ICE!
There were no simple solutions to Sonja Henie’s weight problem.
Look at the balloons on that girl!
Once she learns how to keep her balance on the skates, they will remove the Zeppelin.
(and for the record — the text in the original reads From the ice-ballet ‘Black-White-Red’, and the second line identifies the skater as Ellen Dallerup as ‘Zeppelin’)
-“BB”-