Hopefully the mailman lasts longer than the Omaha Steak delivery guy did.
Arf arf - friends said that new recreational drug would make me feel like a god. I should have told them - I’m dyslexic.
I liked 'em all, but the Winner is…
Well done, Elmer!
Thanks!
That’s some fine Easter grass.
“and, here’s the design for our Easter Towlie”
You said that smoking banana peels would get us high…
Then you said that smoking these flowers would get us high…
I’m beginning to think that you are one dumb bunny.
“Can you believe they actually hide these things?”
"So then he says to me ‘Rabbit season,’ and I says to him ‘Duck season.’ But then – here’s the good part – "
Grazing in the grass is a gas.
“I don’t care if it’s Easter; we shouldn’t be smoking egg pipes. I want to go back to my briar, rabbit.”
There is a simple reason rabbits can jump so high.
Scene deleted from Watership Down.
The winner:
And I hadn’t even noticed that it was Elmer posting the picture! D’oh. I’ll get on it soon. Thanks!
OK, keeping up with the theme:
Take a good look at your daughter. This is the last time you will see her, because now her soul belongs to me! Mwaaa-haa-haa!
“I know your ovums haven’t developed yet my dear, but we’ll be making lots of eggs together one day.”
How they’d ensnare future Playboy bunnies.
“Mr. McGregor, just leave fifty pounds of carrots by the back door and no one will get hurt.”
After Ernst Stavro Blofeld was strangled by James Bond, his white longhaired cat had major plastic surgery and took over as head of SPECTRE.