20 minutes later, Ingrid’s mother was making the largest batch of hassenpfeffer ever.
Master Ventriloquist Reynaldo Rabbit and his new dummy Susie would like you to step in a little closer.
“So hard to decide if I should start with the arms and legs, or just bite her head off first.”
If this one turns out to be hollow, I’m gonna be PISSED.
Elwood P. Dowd‘s delusions weren’t as innocent as many thought.
Elmer, it’s clear that you and I are on the same wavelength at the moment – a terrifying thought. I hereby dub you the winner.
More comics:
“Need a hand?”
And starring Nathan Fillian in the upcoming Suicide Squad movie as Arms-Fall-Off Boy!
No, dammit, you’re doing it wrong, it should be a “plafp” sound.
He’s really gonna feel that tomorrow.
“My new headpiece cost me an arm and a leg!”
Tragically, superhero Wartyarms misunderstood “unilateral disarmament”.
His people are completely literal. When you say it will cost him an arm and a leg…
“I’m gonna bury this, and make sure that it gets plenty of water and sunshine. That’s what it takes to raise an army.”
Lots of good ones, but I really enjoyed the wordplay here:
Kudos to Spoons for the classical reference.
OK - Lets try this one
“Eggshell and what?”
-“BB”-
If you have to ask, the yolks on you.
Christ shall be egg-xalted.