After retiring from the music business, Bun E. Carlos got a job in law enforcement.
Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit. That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide, it’s a killer!
“Mr. McGregor? We have a warrant for your arrest.”
“I decided that if I was going to be taken seriously, I had to make a career change. No more of this, ‘hoppin’ down the bunny trail’ shit.”
“I’m lookin’ for the man who stole my paw!”
Superman convinced me to go into law enforcement.
“Has anybody seen my shadow?”
“Shh… I’m working undercover.”
“Let’s hear that duck say ‘Rabbit Season’ now.”
Thumper’s Pageant Routine Wows Judges
“My wife has a sexy nurse costume and I wear a police uniform. The rest you know.”
“I was working as a flatfoot, but now they’ve got me sniffing out grass.”
Let me try a better use of this idea:
“My shadow? I haven’t seen the thug since I joined the force. Watch out for this guy though - he’s wicked.”
When you lie on your resume but get the job anyway
Since the relaunch, Live P.D. has enjoyed a much wider target audience.
“Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track. But being a rabbit with four rabbit’s feet, you’ve got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky punk? Well do you?”
The Perfesser takes this one because I’m a sucker for a bad pun.
Second place:
Good job, @Prof.Pepperwinkle.
Here’s hopin’ this picture works:
“You can use those leftover candy canes from Christmas to make a decorative craft project.”
Cthulhupaste leaves your slavering maw minty fresh.