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Never buy a Lovecraftian idol on Etsy.
Santa meets Cthulhu.
Cthulhucanes. The candy that eats you back.
The elves’ first attempt at tentacle porn.
How do you eat a Cthulhucane?
Innsmouth.
@running_coach, you are amazing!
Thanks, I’m trying to stay on his good side.
This time around Trump will have to face the real Medusa.
When knock-knock jokes turn a different kind of funny.
Santa’s reindeer left another “gift” in the front yard.
Some of the Gretel and Hansel 2020 horror movie scenes were disturbingly enticing.
Candyulhu was much more popular than his cousin, Cthulhu.
This one’s too good. running_coach, you win.
Runners up were “Cthulhupaste leaves your slavering maw minty fresh.” also by the coach, and needscoffee’s “Never buy a Lovecraftian idol on Etsy.”
Thanks, that was a fun one.
Have at it, all.
(I borrowed that from paid homage to one of @running_coach’s previous entries on the guy with the fruit hat, in case wasn’t obvious)
One’s an owl, the other’s a good boy. Together they fight crime. Watch Hoot & Holler Wednesdays this Fall on ABC.
OK, that’s too good, Professor. Uncle!
The tragic end to one half of the Owl and the Pussy Cat team.
Tell me again that I’m a stupid slut owl, my big brother here doesn’t believe you would say such a thing.