You better have remembered the bird seed this time, or else Bruno here will be biting more than a stick.
So, OK, the dog waits on the shore and then the owl goes back for the cat… no,wait, that doesn’t work. Maybe the dog takes the mouse to the other side first?
O wise owl, I gladly risk my life for you by carrying you across these floodwaters. However, you do know - since you are so wise - that you can freaking fly!
"Here, kitty kitty kitty … "
“Of course I’m serious, Hedwig. It’s both my first and middle name.”
“My dog owls.”
“Shit appens.”
“Let’s see if we can teach the featherless biped to throw the stick a little higher.”
You can lead an owl to water but you can’t make him rescue a drowning dog.
“Just lose Belushi, Jerry Lee. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.”
Oh, that’s brilliant
“I’m sorry, I’m sick of being the judge here. You two are going to have to figure out who caught it first on your own.”
Can someone explain this one to a dolt here? I get “My dog owls”, but not “Shit appens”.
You need the second sentence to point out the Cockney accent “appens”, otherwise you don’t realize the dog " 'owls".
D’oh! Thanks!
Your dog received 1 million bonus points for retrieving a stick and an owl.
Harry Potter sure had changed since the last time I saw him.
Dumbledore knew that standards had gone downhill when they admitted a dog.
“Human, this owl has shared his great wisdom with dog. The early bird in the hand that rocks the cradle to the grave is barking up the wrong end of the stick.”
That’s one fetching owl.
Agreed. @PlaceboTarget takes it.
I can’t even decide on a second place, too many good choices. Special mention to The Professor’s “One’s an owl, the other’s a good boy”.
Thank you. 
Thank you everybody for the nice words.
It’s midnight in Romania and I can’t post a picture right now.
I’ll do it tomorrow at dawn.
Here is the picture for the next round:
