That was the camel that broke the strap’s back.
“If you want to be Peter Pan, you have to wear the damned harness!!!”
“Okay, now hold still, the nail polish is almost dry.”
“You don’t have to walk a mile, Camel. You get to ride in the trailer.”
“As God is my witness, I thought camels could fly.”
“Okay, I think you’ve got a problem in your upper left molars, but I want to get an x-ray to be sure.”
“Okay, I think you’ve got the do-si-do now. Let’s get you down and see how you do on the ground.”
“Now, where is that needle…?
“Uh-oh! Guess what day it is! Anybody? Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, what day is it? It’s winch day!”
When the new safari park was designed, someone misunderstood what a “camel ride” is.
Red Bull doesn’t work well with camels.
A camel crane is more family friendly than a camel tow.
Tigress and Mantis look on as Crane takes charge of Camel’s first day of training.
For some reason, the Dromedary Drop never caught on as an attraction at Faruq’s amusement park.
Did you guys forget to pack The Jolly Roger again?
That is not my petard!
( not an entry)The Bactrian Bumper Cars on the other hand, were a big hit. ( nae)
This is why the stork doesn’t bring baby camels.
I meant Camelot the city, you idiot, not a Ahab’s Used Camel Lot!
“You give me back the keys to the caravan this instant!!!”