The Kill Bill Vol. 2 ride at Universal Studios is a little creepy.
Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes made of ticky-tacky
Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes all the same
Little Boxes – song by Malvina Reynolds
-“BB”-
Japanese engineers have finally succeeded in making Tokyo’s capsule hotels smaller.
Folks; I’ll be out Saturday until near 7pm, so you’ll have a little over 24 hours to respond.
End of Line.
Wang and Chung Funeral Homes provide economy selections, provided all future deceased expire at the same time and desire midget representatives to sign their log books.
#1: “After receiving the shot, do not leave the room for fifteen minutes. You may either sit in a chair, or use one of our meditation cubicles.”
(Wait a minute, I think that’s what is really going on!)
#2: This senior daycare center really sucks!
#3 - Sorry, very non-PC: The fast-food franchise “Jack in a Box” suffered a mistranslation when it expanded to the Orient.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers III: With Six You Get Egg Rolls
Apologies for being late, but the winner is…(this was tough)
Bicycle Bill because I just listened to “ticky-tacky Houses” this week.
Take it away, BB
The Comanches fight back against the Piper company, for co-opting their name.
“Arrow Airlines announces flight 103 to Des Moines …”
Never get out of the plane. Absolutely goddamn right.
Sometimes plane stress is treated with acupuncture instead of actual aeronautical engineering.
It’s just a flesh wound.
It wasn’t as aerodynamic as they had hoped, but Porcupine Airlines livery was definitely unique.
Somebody is going to get Sioux’ed…
The missionaries quickly discovered that the North Sentinal Islanders were not a cargo cult.
NEVER buzz the Boy Scout camp.
Despite its accuracy, the Army abandoned work on the anti-aircraft bow due to its low kill rate.
Twang!