Well, I stole this one from a caption contest on another website, where the winner there was "Anthropologists decided that this tribe would remain ‘undiscovered’ ". While needscoffee’s reference to cargo cults came closest to it, I still got the most giggles over Bonum_Legatum’s response to “NEVER buzz the Boy Scout camp.”
Off to the Sharper Image store to get a pram that DOESN’T clash so horribly with my outfit! As long as I’m there, I might as well see if I can exchange the baby, too. This one has poop all over it.