A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Well, I stole this one from a caption contest on another website, where the winner there was "Anthropologists decided that this tribe would remain ‘undiscovered’ ". While needscoffee’s reference to cargo cults came closest to it, I still got the most giggles over Bonum_Legatum’s response to “NEVER buzz the Boy Scout camp.”

You’re up, sir.

-“BB”-

Thank you. Is there anyone out there with a great picture that you’d like to share, but who never gets picked? I’d like to give you a chance.

Continuing the airplane theme…

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Tonto upgraded his ride.

Hi-Ho, Silver!!!

“Wait! Don’t! There’s a camp of savage Boy Scouts up ahead!”

Unlike his brother, Casey, Clint Jones lost his race with technology.

“I can give you 7 to 1 on the horse, but the best I can give you on the plane is even money.”

It’s the Sky King/Roy Rogers mashup you’ve dreamed about your entire life!

With his contract signed and his agent airborne, Tom Mix headed home to another fine campfire dinner.

Except for some test footage, the Howard Hughes remake of John Ford’s Stagecoach

(wait for it)

never got off the ground.

He flies a plane. I ride a horse. Together we solve crimes.

Thanks to all. The new captions were all so good that I was ready to run a random number generator in order to decide the winner.

But I believe we haven’t seen a picture from needscoffee lately. So take it away:

Thanks!

Here’s a new one:
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Off to the Sharper Image store to get a pram that DOESN’T clash so horribly with my outfit! As long as I’m there, I might as well see if I can exchange the baby, too. This one has poop all over it.

Another original Peter Max bastard!

Roll up for the Magical Mystery Tour!

You’re never too young for your first acid trip.

Roman Polanski’s girlfriend out for a stroll…with her nanny.

Lucy with her child named Diamond.

Sunny day
Sweepin’ the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Carnaby Street?