The astronauts have marked the territory for the USA.
“Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Beagle has landed.”
“Now remember, guys. When I start driving the moon buggy, you don’t chase it.”
The canine astronaut program was canceled due to the candidates’ insistence on sticking their heads out the window of the spacecraft.
“The world wants to know–how was your landing on the moon?”
“Ruff! Ruff!”
“What was your first remark upon seeing the view from the Lunar Module?”
“Bow-wow!”
“Ladies and gentlemen, may I present our first three astrodogs: Heel Armstrong, Mike Collars, and Buzz Pawldrin.”
“OK boys, Neal lost the keys to his Sherman Oaks apartment on his last lunar mission and really needs you to find them!”
To boldly go where no dog has gone before. Bad boy!
Since they ended the Space Shuttle program, NASA has gone to the dogs.
The final scene in Planet of the Dogs has our Dogonauts finding a fire hydrant melted and buried in the sand. “Damn them! Damn them all to hell!”
A dog done bit my sister Nell.
(with Fido on the moon)
Her face and arms began to swell.
(and Fido’s on the moon)
These were the first to howl at the Earth!
To boldly go where no dog has gone before…
Some excellent submissions here, but I’m awarding @FastDan1 for his out-of-left-field but still apt entry.
The dog has landed, Dan. You’re in the command chair now.
Thanks. Let’s see what you clowns can come up with for this:
Spruce Grove Country Club had a rather unorthodox dress code.
29 more of him are packed in the nearby golf cart.
Others use a Big Bertha. Ronald prefers to use a Big Mac.
I could be out there entertaining the kids, but, no, that damn Pennywise has got 'em all scared of clowns these days. Grumble, grumble…
Yeah, this is the life. I get the country clubs and golfing, and Burger King is selling used cars out in Blawnox.