This club used to be restricted: No clowns! But how do you say no to a corporate mascot…or a former president?
Two All-beef patties, Special Sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, and a HOLE IN ONE, BITCHES!!!
[PHOTOREDACTED] Sir Ronald thrusts his spear into the neck of the King of Burgers
Laugh all you want about the clown suit, but my stock options paid for my own private golf course. TAKE THAT WENDY!
Yes, these ARE custom-made golf shoes.
FORE! all-beef patties,special sauce, lettus, cheese, pickles, onions…
A few birdies, but this one gets the eagle:
Next on the tee box is @Knowed_Out
Woohoo! Let’s go shopping with the prize money!
Paper or plastic?
The Unknown Comic, during off hours
You’d think The Gong Show would have paid better.
Who was that masked man?
Well, if it isn’t the wretched refuse of our teeming shore!
“I’m going to pay you in gum wrappers, okay?”
An example of ineffective COVID-19 masking.
Yes, I do work at the recycling center. How did you know?
Identification? You want identification? Let me see…
Don’t bother with a bag. I’m good.
“How you doing today, sir?”
“Man, I’m really bagged.”
“Sorry, I’m a little short. I just got sacked.”
“Hey, man … like, what’s your bag?”
Eh eh eh eh eh!
You bagged it Elmer!