Okay,
Teacher-bot: “I don’t care if the answer is right or not; I’m hitting him because of that ugly sweater.”
-“BB”-
Dyslexia is not allowed. Exterminate! Exterminate!
It was a plan to let extremely fashion-challenged youngsters be trained to lead useful lives. Unfortunately, the head-bopping punishment bots gave it a bad name before it could get off the ground.
We don’t need no education
We don’t need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
In China, pinball machine plays YOU.
We proudly prepare our students for life on the cellphone production line.
“Dick and Jane” as illustrated by Slug Sigorno
In the past, “Spare the rod and spoil the child” was seen as a continued maxim into the computer age. In addition, extremely unruly children would be replaced by lookalike robots, and teachers replaced by interchangeable posters.
I like the sheer economy of this one:
You’re up @Bonum_Legatum
Thank you. Let us try this one. (Click on it to see the full image.)
This little girl is due to inherit all the cows in England. Yes, she’s the London Dairy Heir.
Samantha was a darling child, but eventually developed catastrophic cowlicks.
When you lie down with cows, you wake up with cheese.
The steaks the next evening were the best she had ever eaten.
When Alice woke up, she found her calves chafed.
Anytime someone had a beef with Samantha, they had to answer to Bessie.
After losing in court, Mike Lindell switched to a new product line called CowPillow. He attributed his product to bovine inspiration.
Who puts the cud in cuddles?
Teddy bears were in short supply at Sunnybrook Farm.
The size of stuffed animals has really gotten ridiculous.
A Mooving photograph