Shore hope them Twilight Zone fellers come back here afore too long. I’m gettin’ tired.
This is what happens if you fall asleep around a bunch of smart ass sheep.
That was tough, and Elmer almost took it with the last entry, but @Northern Piper waiting for Godog, even without a picture, appealed to my artistic side (such as it is).
Go ahead and post, Piper!!
Northern Piper got in touch with me, with a photo he’d like to post for the next round. Here it is:
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51186730645_9190fb027f_c.jpg
Here we go gathering Nuts in May 
You’d think at these prices they could manage to keep the floor looking nicer than this!
“Note to self: remind the cashier that I ate one on my way to the checkout.”
Why do I always get the cart with the squeaky wheel?
You realize you still have to pay for the ones you ate while you were shopping.
"Mine are bigger.
“I beg your pardon?”
“My nuts. They’re bigger. Nuts can be really sensuous, don’t you think?”
“No, nuts are sensual. Squirrels are sensuous.”
Yay @Spoons ! Thanks!
They’re a little pricier here, but they do such a nice job of cleaning off the cupules…
Nuts - check
More nuts - check
Extra nuts - check
I think that’s everything.
“Police were called to the supermarket today. Apparently, a shopper went nuts in the market…”
“Hi, I’m Chip. I am a recovering gas huffer. I used to suck lawn mowers dry.”
Rupert is about to find out that the store has a strict masking policy.
Never mind paper or plastic, I’m going to bury them anyway.
And the envelope please…
Spoons!
For:
(and no, not for posting for me; that’s the one I chuckled at the most. Lots of chuckles, but not fair to mention who else.)
Thanks, Northern Piper!
Okay, let’s see what you folks can do with this:
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51187491687_fccf0f2942_m.jpg
Life hack for Ms Letourneau: It’s legal for a teacher to date a second grade student if she just holds him back a year…ten times.
A School for Scandal