(Holds out smartphone in camera mode) “Miss Da’Gata, about that F in Spelling…”
Biology class is in session
“Oh, boy! Maybe now I can find out what they use those flowers for!”
Most days detention was boring. Today… things got a little interesting.
Timmy began to understand why Daddy insisted that notes from Teacher always be given directly to him, instead of to Mommy.
Class: Pay attention. This is how you do the Heimlich Maneuver for someone who has swallowed a bouquet.
“It’s a nice corsage Brad, but don’t you think it’s a bit large?”
Honorable mentions go to the Professor for “School for Scandal,” and to Fast Dan1 for “Detention.” But the winner is …
Nicely done, Kent. And it’s your turn to post a picture.
Thanks @Spoons Let’s keep the romance alive
You want to see something else that gets bigger when things heat up?
Her agent should have warned her about dropping acid with Fred MacMurray.
Flubbercorn, the new conversation starter.
Now we know where those three sons of his came from…
“It’s too bad we don’t have any spaghetti right now.”
“Oh? Why’s that?”
“We could be ker-noodling.”
A date that turned into a corn-y joke.
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“Oh great. Propcorn!”
“You know you can prop one off in my mouth anytime cowboy…”
If that collar were any bigger, this could be a prequel to The Flying Nun.
“I got a dozen suckers to buy copies of the Watchtower yesterday, how did you do?”
I can’t resist a Flubber reference.
Okay @Prof.Pepperwinkle you’re up.
Thank you very much.
Here’s one from the 2021 Comedy Wildlife Photography Award entries:
“But I am smiling!”
RBF - Resting Bird Face