“Oh, come on! Where else am I supposed to go to find somebody who’ll trim these face feathers if not a barber shop?”
“We are not amused.”
“Hey, Tweety! You need a Snickers bar!” (Never refuse to reuse)
Here’s our winner!
We have to stop meeting like this, Prof.
And now for something completely different
“I never knew these were detachable.”
Skinny Fred Flintstone discovers beer.
The first live-action Flintstones movie did so poorly at the box office and was so critically panned, that it has not been released in any form since.
“Honey, I get cocktails being served in coconut shells, but shouldn’t they have some fruit and a little umbrella?”
Disney’s Neanderthal-themed honeymoon suites had the bad luck to show up long before the paleo diet and coconut milk fads. and never got traction. A pity, too – people reported that the cave bedrooms were very romantic.
“Why Mrs. Flintstone, are you trying to seduce me?”
The move from using monkey skulls to Neanderthal skulls for bowls is the first known instance of supersizing a meal.
Civilizing Tarzan proved easier than Jane thought, thanks to Farberware!
A lot of good contenders here, but @Quondam_Mechanic wins for the best narrative.
Get me a Brontoburger while you’re up, will you?
Thanks, Kent!
BTW, I may be a little late picking the winner tomorrow. Not to worry – there are probably lots of ideas that will be generated by this one.
I don’t know what it’s all about, but it’s DEFINITELY a candidate for the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment.
Over the Mountain of Sorrow I have long traveled, hewing my way through the Gray Goblin Horde, daring the Curse of the Seer of the Stone, dragging from him the secret of the Turquoise Citadel. Through the Land of the Ninth Moon I sought the entrance to this vile chamber, only now to charge you to single combat of honor… uh, line?
“I’d stand up for the sword wielding pose, but this hair is so heavy!”
Cyndi Lauper, Warrior Princess
Spinal Tap’s 27th drummer lasted a mere 42 minutes before choking on her own hair.