Grown-up Ralphie Parker enjoys Christmas. Aunt Clara, still confused about his age, stopped sending the bunny suits and sent dolls instead.
When his Elves, Reindeer, and barber went on strike, Santa had to make some last minute hires before Christmas Eve.
Local Amway Independent Business Consultant down to his last two family members for holiday gatherings.
I SAID that I just wanted “dough” for Christmas. So my family shopped at “everything do…”
I’m an Elf. Sure, my wife’s a bitch, but at least our daughter looks like me.
You win the stuck tongue on pole award.
Take it away Bonum!
“I’ll be adding what I call ‘a little hair of the dog that bit you’ to this batch of chili.”
“You’ve gotta help me out here. Opening cans and jars without thumbs is damn near impossible.”
The Original Chili Dog
And those are the simple three ingredients in chili con canine…in toto.
Yes it’s a boring job, but I get to sit on the counter without getting shooed off.
Chili con Canine
Awarded to Prof. Pepperwinkle, for The Original Chili Dog.
Honorable mention to Spoons because of the similarity to the Far Side cartoon captioned: “Well, there it goes again…And Here we sit without opposable thumbs.”
Thanks!
Here comes Summer!
Sally Fields lost her mind there for a while in the Sixties.
(Didn’t we already do this one?)
Yes, we did. @Prof.Pepperwinkle, do you have another picture?
Oops! Sorry, how 'bout…
“Are you sure this a safe park for a picnic? I heard there were poachers.”