“No thanks! I’ve already been laid.”
“Hey sweet thing! Wanna sample my seed?”
“Hey, Humpty, tonight you want to be more chicken than egg?”
“Please, no more jokes. You’ll crack me up.”
I know it was a risque joke, but I’m a deviled egg.
You forgot the corkscrew?
It doesn’t matter dear, we don’t have opposable thumbs.
Shelly had a thing for hard boiled detectives.
And the winner is…
Go it, Elmer!
Thanks!
"Mommy, what does Billy mean when he says “resistance is futile?”
My brother took a home study course, and now has a brilliant future in Radio.
The process of adapting Discobot to social media was long and complex.
After watching The Jetsons, Minnie asked her father for a robot boyfriend. Great idea, her father thought. He can be programmed to protect her chastity and not get any more intimate than hand holding.
Not a lot of people know that “Small Wonder” originally included an older brother for Vicki.
Noonian Soong’s first handmade Halloween costume.
“He blinded me with science!”
He was made for her.
This one gets funnier every time I read it:
The winner:
Thanks, Elmer_J!
OK, I never think I’ve found a picture as good as the last one, but at least I have no idea what anybody will make of this one.
The Suburb of Dr. Moreau
The Living Lego family