Thanks! I really thought @Elmer_J.Fudd had mine beat.
The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters
“Eleven o’clock and owl’s well”
Lay down with pussycats, wake up with owls…
Hoo are you? Hoo, hoo,… hoo, hoo
“Once again. We get the field mice. You get the indoor mice!”
Production of The Birds was so tough on the cast, even Tippi Hedren’s cats had nightmares.
Caught catnapping at the Parliament
We, the members of the jury, find the defendants…
All night long, nothin’ but hooters and pussies…
Tough call! I’m going to go with @Knowed_Out with:
Congrats! You’re up, @Knowed_Out.
The Elite Safety Patrol of Beijing PS 77.
Kindergarten Cop 2
Mall Cop 3 - Paul Blart Goes to China. Studio’s tryouts for the kid sidekick.
“Children, this is how WE handle crowd control for Black Friday.”
You win Bonum!
Thank you. I expected “Kintergarden Cop 2” to make a clean sweep.
Since the high summer months are coming, here’s something to cool you down. Snow in Texas.
“Dad, your ride to Cancun is here.”
Son: Dad, it snowed last night!
Dad: Get my gun.
Damnit, Buford! I told you you were drunk when you were trying to put them lights up!