I’m going to award Knowed Out for avoiding stereotypes of all my nice friends in Texas But I have to admit enjoying all the responses
I’m just sad I couldn’t come up with one.
But KO’s is hilarious.
I usually try to avoid captions that are political in nature, but the idea popped into my head and I couldn’t think of anything better. Much love to Texas. You’re going through some difficult times, but you’ll kick ass in the end like you always do.
New pic
So you all take a picture of me and I take a picture of you. Now where do we stand?
“Pssst, Sir: It’s not that they’re thrilled to meet you. Your fly is open.”
Mom really made a big deal about the day I was potty trained.
A picture is worth a thousand pictures.
Today I am a man.
“Please, God, don’t let me forget my smartphone ever again.”
Nyaaaahhhh… chomp chomp chomp… you win Elmer.
Thanks!
No fair, if you read Japanese.
“Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen…”
… But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the Godzilla Rock
While the other kids were rocking 'round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the Godzilla Rock …
Love to eat dem humans,
Humans what I loves to eat;
Bite dey tiny heads off,
Nibble on dey tiny feet…
We’re not gonna stomp it,
No, we ain’t gonna stomp it,
We’re not gonna stomp Tokyo,
Any more …
At least this way they’re not destroying Tokyo.
‘Cause the free wind is blowin’ through your hair
And the days surround you daylight there
Seasons crying no despair
Alligator lizards in the air
In the air
Gamera was the Fifth Kaiju
Gloom, despair and agony on me,
Deep dark depression, excessive misery…
I’ll be away tonight so I’m calling this one early.
Also known as Gamera the K (for kaiju).
You’re up @Lumpy
