A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

To control buffalo poaching, hunters’ firearms were replaced with paint guns.

“Yeah, I’m a gay buffalo. Got a problem with that?”

Jackson Pollock had to re-think his idea of using bison as an art medium.

I put the Bi in Bison.

Welcome to Walt Disney’s Wonderful World of Color. There’s drama and mirth, and old Mother Earth, with all of her secrets to see…

Strangely the sport of Buffalo Paintball never caught on.

Andrew Lloyd Webber’s musical began as a Western/Biblical mashup: “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Buffalo Robe”.

Remember the Far Side cartoon captioned “God!.. Not these Indians again.”?

And now, as we reach the end of the month, the Pride Train vanishes into the prairie…

The trains on plains spray paint into the mane.

“Last stop, Willoughbeast!”

The winner:

Huzzah!

I’ve only just joined the thread so hopefully this isn’t a repeat:

Don’t call him the Gimp anymore; he gets real prickly about that word.

James Franco’s wedding tuxedo

Velcro Man had a difficult time gaining acceptance into a superhero universe.

Hellraiser presents the new Summer line of fashions.

“It’s a pretty good attempt at disguising yourself as a cactus, but you still have some work to do. C+”

I thought they meant poison pens and radio watches when they said accessories for the Bond Age.

Tommy REALLY didn’t like birds.

The “reverse iron maiden” is one of the more confusing artifacts from the Middle Ages.

The new champion of the county’s annual balloon popping contest.