Jerry could have sworn that the CDC suggested that you stay 6 CENTIMETERS away from others…
No ma, I ain’t been anywhere near the porcupine farm. Why do you ask?
Honorable mention to the balloon popping contest one, but for whatever reason I couldn’t stop giggling at this:
Over to you, Knowed_Out.
OK, let’s think cool thoughts to fight the heat wave.
Jake knew he needed to get all the sheep from their burrow before the first thaw mildewed their fleece.
“C’mon, guys, don’t play innocent - where’d you hide my crook?!”
I know turnaround is fair play, but those sheep shouldn’t have left that shepherd like that after having their way with him.
“The hell with shepherding–let’s build a snow fort!”
“Oh, bother.”
When Father Joseph came over the ridge, he found that changing the St. Bernard rescue dogs for rescue sheep wasn’t such a good idea. The sheep just drank up the casks of whiskey, and didn’t help the victim at all.
Lobby poster for the movie “Paintballer - Revenge of the Sheep”.
(Yeah - I know what the pink butts really mean.)
(not in play) And for those of you us with your minds in the gutter, the pink butts really mean that a ram wearing a breeding belt that leaves a chalk mark has mated with her
Jerry Lundergaard’s attempt to be a rancher didn’t work out, either.
I think bestiality is funny, so you win. Kill that wabbit, Elmer!
Let’s stick with the bovine theme…
Hal, you are not the G.O.A.T. Just open the stupid pod bay doors.
This goat is a goat - of furry coat.
And no one talk to a goat of note.
That is, of course, unless the goat is the famous Mr. Naany.
“So how are you getting along with the natives?”
“Baaaaaadly.”
“Lieutenant, I don’t quite know how to tell you this, but I think something may have gone wrong with your transporter-beam transfer.”
Sadly, the 1960’s version of Goat Simulator failed to catch on due to its lack of portability.