Early concept drawings of Klingons were intended to get Roddenberry’s goat.
Unphased by the confrontation, Billy directs Lt. Brownheir that he has “10 earth minutes” to comply.
“Settle down Bob, that ain’t a mirror.” (Sheesh, we go through this every morning.)
The winner:
Hurrah!
Next:
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Few people realize the terror of being raised in the Henson household.
I just can’t understand why none of the other babies want to sit with me.
You ever get the feeling that there’s a yetti behind you, about to eat you?
While Tiffany was playing with her rattle, we secretly replaced her incredulous mother with a rabid abominable snowman. Let’s now watch her reaction!
Little Timmy had an idea how he could keep those damn golden retrievers from jumping on him and slobbering all over.
“Mom, haven’t you taken the picture yeti?”
“Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him…”
"Cut! Okay, look, little Jimmy. You’ve got to look more scared. Can you do that? Aw hell. Mom! Where’s Mom? … Look, Mom, can you tell your kid to look more scared… I dunno, tell him that his dog died or something. Okay, folks, we’re shooting Polar Barely, scene 16, take 3, annnnnd … action!
And our winner is…
Take it away, Mr. Fudd!
Thanks!
The ‘hell in the handbasket’ drills are now being practiced at your local grocery store!
Beware of falling prices!
He’d duck! (gasp) And cover!
Duck! (gasp) And cover!
He did what we all must learn to do
You, and you, and you, and you
Duck! (gasp) And cover!
Walmart food fight drills
The winner: