@LegendHasit , You’re up!
Do you have one for us, @Prof.Pepperwinkle ?
All righty, then.
Stephen King’s mashup of Kujo and It wasn’t really very scary.
That wasn’t a squirting flower…
Adoption rates at the shelter are down, so the staff got creative.
Hollywood can be cruel: Asta from The Thin Man series wound up hosting kid’s parties.
TAKE THE #&@$ing PICTURE BEFORE I RIP YOUR FACE OFF!
I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown?
Our winnah!
More dogs.
Now she wants to know if this makes her look fat. (help!)
Just another minute. She’s got William Wegman on the line.
Yeah, she’s a bitch. But what am I supposed to do?
This one required research, but it was a good payoff. You win QM!
Wow – amusing Knowed_Out and fighting ignorance at the same time! OK, this one puts the “dumb” in “random.”
For when you have a SERIOUS aphid problem.
And so the bull slew the lousy toreador, but kept his cape!
Holey Cow!
Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home…and if you can’t fly, ram the hell out of them…
PRESS RELEASE: Red Bull energy drinks is expanding their advertising to rural areas with innovative “cow wraps”.
“After the red paint dries, we’ll paint COW on each side. (I hate hunting season.)”
“Shouldn’t we paint BULL on each side?”
“There’s no use confusing those city slickers with details.”