EET MOAR GREENFLYS
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A tough one for you guys, but you rose to the challenge. Somehow this one appealed to me.
So, Stainless, go git us a cartoon.
Much thanks Quondam Mechanic, with the competition here it’s always a surprise when I win (and watching Infinity Wars from the start delayed me). So in keeping with the animal trend lately, here is… https://dt.azadicdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/lion_silly.jpg?200
And the picture won’t come up…I’ll try to solve it, but clicking on the link with bring it up. My bad. NOTE: See below.
Ah, here we go:
This little piggy went to market…
George Lindsay stars as Goober Pyle in “Lion King Goes to Mayberry”, coming this Christmas to a theater near you!
The next thing he knew, Simba was jumping through hoops for gaudily costumed gay men.
How Clarence became cross-eyed.
Nobody gives Aesop credit for his field work.
Weemoweh! Weemoweh! Wheemoweh! Weemoweh!
Milton discovered the “Ahhhhh” spot for lions was between their foot pads. 30 seconds after this picture was taken, he discovered how much they hated it when you stopped.
Humble apologies to all, I simply forgot (old dude disease…).
So let me see…Dr.Winston almost got it at the end, but Professor Pepperwinkle wins it since I am old enough to remember Clarence the cross-eyed lion (and name that TV show!).
You’re up, Prof
Thanks!
Second place in the 2020 Rube Goldberg competition - How to Get an Idea. First place was 10 Dopers sitting in a circle telling each other to get off of the message board and think of an idea.
I didn’t really understand how Bitcoin works until I saw this simple visual.
Venue officials resolved never to use Goldberg Lighting for Madison Square Garden events again.
Mr. Goldberg insists on hiding the naughty bits below the frame.
This quickly veered off into a Straight Dope heated discussion of whether a mallet would actually hang straight up and down when the rope is tied to one side of the handle.
This quickly veered off into a Straight Dope heated discussion of whether LED light bulbs are superior.
“Oh, changing the light bulb is the easy part. The hard part is recapturing that red bird.”
ESPN presents Championship Boxing-Bowling-Pool-Bird Watching-Jug Whistling-Hammer Throw