A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

OK Go: Unplugged.

It looks cool, but tech support is run by Pee-wee Herman.

And once again Elmer wins, this time for:

I knew Elmer would take the prize the moment I saw it.

Thanks!

“Why am I not white? I wear a white mask.”

“We’re undercover remember? We can’t play to stereotypes!”

The first incarnation of Lucha Libre was not very exciting to watch.

“Anything on the hotline from Commissioner Gordon?”
“Nope.”

“Is the Batsignal lit?”
“Nope.”

“Looks like another quiet evening at home. Ask Alfred to bring us more of those cheese crackers.”

Explain to me again why Covid makes us wear these masks?

Ingmar Bergman’s concept of Phantom of the Opera had the Phantom and Death play for the soul of Christine.

“Remind me again - which pieces are allowed to bodyslam?”

The first attempt at Mexican Battle Chess was not a success…

“I don’t know why you always have to open with the Gotham Gambit.”

Daktari!

Yep, that’s it.

Tomorrow they would resume their battle, but for this one night the superhero and supervillain shared their traditional game of chess.

“No FFS ! Pay attention…the board is the blockchain, the bishops are the bitcoins…”

The winner:

Yay me!

Next -

You can have your vaccination when you pry it from my cold dead jaws…