“Vaccines? We don’t need no steenkin’ vaccines!”
Weekly World News headline: I ESCAPED WUHAN LABS
Vaccination encouragement campaign – Worst campaign mascot EVER.
OK - I was vaccinated.
*Can we please go to the dog park now?
*Can I visit that cute poodle across the street now?
*Can I sniff that hydrant without you getting all bent out of shape?
(Feel free to add your own…)
This explains Missouri’s vaccine hesitancy.
It’ll be a hit! It’ll be sort of a cross between Dr. Pol and The Walking Dead!
Stiiiimpy, it’s time for your iiinsulin!
Better get this done before I wander off for the weekend, so out of the plethora of entertaining responses the winner is:
Happy gyrating!
Mort Walker made several attempts before settling on an army theme for “Beetle Bailey”.
Fiddle-de-dee, Oh fiddle-de-dee, the fly has married the bumblebee.
“I know it’s date night, dear, but shouldn’t we call the sitter and check on the maggots?”
After several hundred tweaks, Seth Brundle finally got his happy ending.
Although the filmed Jitterbug sequence in The Wizard of Oz has been lost, the storyboards have survived.
The fly’s dancing is okay, but that guy’s lousy.
There Was An Old Person Of The Skye, Who Waltzed With A Bluebottle Fly
After coming in to the parlor, the fly suddenly realized that her dance partner was a spider in disguise.
It’s not easy to be the bee’s knees when your fly is open.
Undulate away, Gyrate!
Mmmm…
