Before liposuction.
Look at the breasts on that one!
“Help me!”
Why can’t the Aussies just call it a BBQ like the rest of the world?
“It’s a turkey suit, darling. Excellent for restoring plasticity to the skin.”
You asked Aunt Nora to stuff the turkey for Thanksgiving? Don’t you remember how she gift-wrapped the cat for Christmas! (National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.)
You’ll know when the turkey is done; when the temperature gauge pops out.
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(Not in play because I have no pics and I must post.)
While Fourth of July Barbie and New Year’s Barbie did very well, Thanksgiving Barbie was surprisingly unpopular.
You people are all too damn clever. But for the ingenious movie reference, I award the next round to:
Go for it.
Sorry for the delay, folks – time zone differences. Gyrate, your sense of humor may be similar to mine. If people start throwing things at you from time to time, don’t be surprised. But thanks for the pick.
Here’s one that I don’t think we did – but if I’m wrong about that, please let me know.
“Ouch! I felt that!”
“When you invited me to a ‘pool party’, this is not what I expected.”
Room 102 at the Ministry of Love is only a slight improvement over Room 101.
Keep your eye on the ball.
In Billiards Dojo, you must repeatedly experience the humiliation if you ever scratch the 8-ball. If you shank the opening shot, you experience 1,000 pool cue buttocks thrashings.
Alas, this one didn’t inspire a flood of responses, but the ones it did inspire were fun.
Both politically incorrect and very silly. (My runner-up was Elmer’s Ministry of Love reference.) Go for it, K_O.
An entire book could be written about this one, but minimal is fine.
The man on the left is being dehydrated with Brand X salt blocks. The man on the right, however, is being dehydrated with Atsuraki brand salt blocks, and is much more comfortable.
Researchers in China have developed the all-white tribble. They said it was no trouble at all.
Orange jumpsuit is now the mandatory dress code. Scofflaws will spend a day in the box.
This is what happens when you squeeze the Charmin.
Attempts to replace the Iron Maiden with the more humane “Crouton Maiden” had mixed success.