I told my Spanish cook to put the gâteau in the fridge!!!
How dare you disturb my comfort! (Don’t ask how I got in here)
Now, that’s one cool cat, Daddy-O!
What leftover fish?
(With apologies to The Far Side.) Felix was none too smart. First he fell for the sign “CAT FUD” on the dryer, then he fell for the sign “LITTER BOCKS” on the refrigerator.
The new diet plan includes a specially trained food monitor, to cut down on those late night snacks.
Hey, dude, we’re runnin’ low on milk in here.
This one has to go to @needscoffee for this multilingual pun:
Nicely done, needscoffee, and it’s your turn.
Thanks, it’s actually a very old joke I knew from at least 50 years ago (but it involved an oven)!
I guess you have to click on it to get the full image.
I’d like to be
Under the sea
In an octopus’ garden
In the shade…
That’s fine Paul, but we didn’t need to see the stripper dance.
“As the manager of Hyatt House, I’ve instituted a new policy when it comes to these rockers throwing their TVs in the pool: If you want to watch cartoons the next morning, you have to jump in and retrieve them yourself.”
The attempt by 1970s drug lords to take over the fashion modeling industry was a complete failure.
I pick @Knowed_Out as the winner. Good job!
All yours, @Knowed_Out.
Nobody pays attention to poor Brittany any more.
I’m a married man. I’m a married man. I’m a married man.
Due to an unfortunate mixup in tickets, Lorne Michaels and Jimmy Fallon discovered their LA talent search led not to a production of The Groundlings comedy troop, but The Grindlings, an entirely different entertainment venue.
“C’mon, Lorne, do we really have to recast Mango?”
That’s Eddie Murphy again, isn’t it?
Winnah! Take it away Perfesser.