Why, thanks! (I thought Winston’s was funnier, myself.)
The really hard part will be breaking open the piggy in the winter.
He’s just nuts about saving.
(not an entry) I thought it was funny because I had been doing my best to downvote any mention of Brittany Spears from my news feed, and she wouldn’t go away.
Before I complete this transaction, I’d like to make sure that this is an interest-bearing account.
Google “How to stick my nuts in a pig”. I dare you!
Don’t laugh. Pig + Squirrel = Pearl.
Legume withdrawals are the worst kind of addiction for timber tigers.
“I’m sorry but we only accept fruit, not nuts. This is a currant account.”
That’s probably only funny in the UK, where checking accounts are called “current accounts” as opposed to savings accounts. But I’m going with it anyway.
When you are not the pack’s alpha male, you take whatever partner is available.
This romance was doomed from the start.
I chuckled over many, but the most iconic, IMO, is:
Take it away, Stainless!
I really didn’t expect to win, but since I did, let’s try this one:
It’s dog o’clock somewhere.
Rejected porn parodies: “Cujo: The Gloryhole”
Young trophy hunters have to start somewhere…
Li’l dude… could you slather my neck in Crisco or something? …It worked last time…
“Oh, bother!”
When the dog wants to come in, he’s going to!
ARGH, I’ll be he will name me “Daisy”.
Another entry in the Roto-Rooter Hall of Fame.
“Who ordered the keg?”