All in all, it’s just another lick in the wall.
HEEEEEEEERE’S Rover!
Sorry for the typo:
ARGH! I’ll bet he will name me “Daisy”.
Some great ones, I was going to go with I_Love_Me_Vol.1, but then Fast Dan swooped in with:
And that just got me in the right spot.
So take it away, @FastDan1
Thanks!
Let’s try this…
“You mean this was supposed to be a running race? I thought it was the tae-kwon-do final.”
Converting the Olympic biathlon into a pure track and field sport required more adjustments than expected.
Olympians, behold your queen!
“Sorry, I didn’t realize sashimi would give me gas.”
“Dammit, Bill, I can’t work with these people! Either you get a better choreographer, or hold more auditions, or both; but if you insist on me working with these losers, I’ll be talking to my lawyer and my agent, in that order!”
The entire relay race team was disqualified because she had an unapproved company sponsor.
Tony Stark’s designs for the Iron Lady power suits were a lot skimpier. But the villains were still vanquished.
Do but think I need a shower?
Okay. . . Who farted?
Winner, winner…
@Spoons you’re up.
Thanks! In keeping with the Olympic theme, let’s see what you folks can do with this:
Thank god she has muscle memory.
What a mindless sport…
New Olympic sport: sideways h posing
…and they said she’d never get ahead in the Olympics…
The Olympics haven’t were never the same after they OK’d genetic engineering in 2050.
With apologies to Robert Minor: “At last, the perfect athlete.”