Next up, the Gymnast from Sleepy Hollow…
And you thought the twisties were bad.
For the groaner, @Prof.Pepperwinkle takes it:
Your turn, Professor!
Well, I’m amazed I won that one.
Here we go:
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Somalian pirates are recruiting really young these days.
Arrrrggghh, prepare to have your cookie jar boarded!
“We’re on our way to school, where we plan to learn the three Arrrs!”
My William Golding nightmare starts off innocent enough…
Jimmy and his little brother Sammy learned about being careless with sharp toys the hard way.
Very nice, but I laughed out loud at…
Take it away, SSR!
All paws on deck!
We will fight them on the beaches. We will fight them on the sea. We will fight them in the litterbox.
Next stop, we invade Catalonia!
The Naval recruiter lied. There aren’t any trees on ships!
The revival of “HMS PINAFORE” with an all-dog cast never made it out of the sticks.
Some excellent responses, but Knowed Out with his geographical response:
Wins the day. Your up, KO.
More animals!
THIS IS NOT A BEER COMMERCIAL!
(man, Discourse doesn’t like me today. Didn’t like “NO BEER COMMERCIALS!”; doesn’t like this - thinks it’s not a complete sentence. There, did I type enough?)
I didn’t get a wink of sleep, it was “ribbet, ribbet, ribbet” all night.