One more croak outta you and I’ll croak you!
Time you were toad away.
It would be a shame if something were to happen to you, like “falling” off of this branch…
The first rule of Catching Flies Club is you don’t talk about Catching Flies Club.
Dude, if she was interested in you, she’d have showed up during the first 5,000 times you croaked at her. SHADDAP ALREADY.
If you press right here, it will suppress the urge to sneeze.
♫Can you see them, they talk about us…♫
Belated congratulations QM!
Thanks, K_O! Yet another allegedly funny frog:
Franny Frog never got over losing out to Carrie Fisher for the role of Princess Leia.
You’ve never known true bliss until you’ve had snails clean out your ears.
“We are not amused.”
These off-brand earbuds suck.
Not tonight dear, I’ve got my curlers on.
(Why does a frog need haircurlers?)
I got slimed… In stereo!
I lost track of time, and sorry if this is late or early or something… But with no posts at all today, I’ll stick my neck out and pick a winner. My favorite is this’n, followed by needscoffee’s Carrie Fisher reference.
Anyway, better at the wrong time than never. Go for it, Prof. P!
Thank yew!
Can’t we all just get a longboard?
Surf’s up!
“Pssst… on the count of three, everybody drop the board!”