The king loves surfing, but hates the feel of sand between his toes.
The beach is closed due to man-o-war jellyfish. Surfing fanatics are inventive. “My turn next!”
Malibu was a strange choice of venue for the annual Funeral Directors convention.
The first attempt to make an Anthony and Cleopatra movie in the 1960’s was not a success.
The illustrious Mr. Fudd wins again. Congrats.
Thanks! Let’s try this one…
HULK GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY FOR HAMBURGER TODAY!
(Discourse believes I did not properly construct a complete sentence)
Spinach consumption had unpredictable effects on Baby Oyl after his accidental exposure to gamma radiation.
Olive! Yez needs a Snickers! Yer not yerself when yer hungry.
“Hulk not eat spinach! Make Hulk fart!”
It’s not my call, but I can’t stop laughing at this.
Yep! You’re up @Kent_Clark
I’m honored. Let’s take a trip to the Land Down Under.
You’d think they’d never seen a pair of carpenter’s pants before!
The court has found you guilty. Now let’s have the trial.
“They’re gone.”
“Very good. Now we can drop these atrocious Ozzie accents and speak properly. Anyone for tea?”
“Earl Grey, old chap.”
“Go ahead. Make the ‘woolly jumper’ joke. You know you want to.”
And to think that Yanks complain about squirrels at their bird feeders.
“Watch this, Harry. Look, I’m a meerkat! I’m a meerkat!”
“Sufferin’ succotash, those are big mice!”
“Don’t you know that staring is roo-d?”