This amused me.
Okay, @Quondam_Mechanic inspire us.
Kent, we’ve got to stop meeting like this… But I’m glad you were amused.
On the animal theme:
The Tampa Time Company is known for its unusual and lifelike cuckoo clocks.
I’ve got youuuuu under my skin! 
Quoth the pelican “Nevermore”.
“Your Honor, I believe that my argument is nicely summed up in this document that I have prepared. So, Your Honor, may I present to you, the Pelican Brief?”
Thanks for the lift. You can drop me off here.
My Uber driver presented an enormous bill.
“Are we sure the exterior color is sandstone orange? This looks more like tangerine.”
Well, I kinda was drawn to this picture originally by the contrasting looks of the two birds, but the idea of this being a cuckoo clock is very creative and funny.
So, needscoffee, get yourself a cuppa and find us another picture to mess with.
Thanks!
How about this fella?
Now you can play Jimi Hendrix and Wayne Newton at the very same time!
Jesus would have made a great DJ.
Wow! Dual Garrard SP25 turntables, a Fantovox tape deck, a 5 MV microphone…AND a lemonade dispenser!
“Dig this daddy-o! If I push this cat the other way, it makes a groovy sound!”
“Forget it, Mick. It’ll never catch on.”
Tough call - I think all the captions are equally funny. I’ll have to go with @Elmer_J.Fudd just for having 2 great captions.
All yours, @Elmer_J.Fudd!
Thanks!
“I don’t think that’s lemonade he’s selling…”
Tonya Harding really lost her looks in later years.
Skate on over for our Baboons n’ Balloons! Plus, you’ll go ape for our palm readings.
Uh… look! It’s Santa Claus! And he’s got a dead snake!