And now, the less famous Egg Fu Old
This isn’t how reincarnation is supposed to work.
Wonder Woman’s nemesis Egg Fu wound up in the old age home, er carton.
So I says to the wizard, “Go ahead, put the chicken curse on me. I dare you.”
Another sign that this carton has passed it’s sell by date.
Where did the walrus go? Goo goo g’joob.
“Welcome to Charles Eggsavier School of Mutants, Eggs Men.”
The first North Korean attempt to replicate the “Alien” egg was not a success…
gezundheit. (5 points to anyone who gets the reference)
Let’s give the win to
Catherwood the Butler saith it.
Thank you good Doctor. Been out coaching youth soccer for awhile and just getting back.
So let’s try this one:
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“This new toof is so purty I knocked out mah other teef to show it off more!”
You’ve heard of the one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest? This is the one-toothed man at an apple eating contest!
…
Or, to quote the Kentucky Fried Movie,
This man is tough and ruthless. This man is rough and toothless.
Good to the last tooth.
Well, not the most successful entry. I’m tempted to give it to Dr. Winston for the Kentucky Fried Movie reference, but he was just before me, so by the tenets of ‘change is good’, I hereby promote Knowed Out for:
Take it away, KO.
Thanks SSRat.
This one has me asking “why?”
Here, have a seat!
Come on down to Chairs, Chairs, Chairs, Chairs, Chairs and get yourself a new chair!
So you had to put that one last chair on the roof, huh?
Collecting items for the annual chairity auction was going well.
This standing desk fad has gone too far!
If you ever wondered what happened to the seats lost in Parliament…