Yes, it’s chairs all the way down.
The tables are two blocks to the east.
We’ve discovered where the chairs go after each round of Musical Chairs; now we just need to find where all of the missing socks end up.
…and this here’s the County Seat.
Stop asking Amelia Bedelia to “take a seat!”
The winnah…
Honorable mention, because I had to look it up to get the joke.
Thank you. And now, for something completely different:
Ramen-Man did not make the cut for The Avengers movie series.
May I present the newly elected president of Chiastan.
A member of Japan’s newest superhero team: the Ra-Men.
Now you can become your very own Chia Pet!
Li had been warned that what he was about to see would curl his hair, but he never expected this!
Sure, when he does it, he’s a fashion model, but when I do it, I’m a rug muncher!
This is what happens when you spend too much time noodling around on the piano.
I see the Pastafarians have made inroads in Asia.
The gang all laughed when they replaced Brad’s hairspray with a can of Silly String.
Bizarro recipe tip: If you don’t have a colander handy, drain the pasta by placing it on your head for two minutes. Serve immediately.
The wet head is dead! Long live the dry look.
The CIA’s radio waves were getting through my foil-lined hat. But now I feel protected with my NoodleShield.
I have much respect for The Flying Spaghetti Monster, so we’ll give the win to
OK, Elmer, I know you own a mansion and a yacht, do you own a good picture?
A few selfies, in fact:
