The El Paso Clock Company is known for its unusual and lifelike cuckoo clocks.
Taco Bell thought it had a winner with its newest menu offering, “the birdito,” but it proved unpopular.
The new Quetzaldilla, now at Chipotle!
^^
Yeah, this one! 
“'E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! You could stuff 'im in a burrito and eat 'im!” - original line from the Dead Parrot sketch, before editing.
“Taco Bell: We Guarantee Your Dinner Will Come With A Small Bill”
DON’T EAT THAT. It’s full of Polly-saturates.
#3: “Things that clue you in that a caterer is going to be shut down by the Board of Health.”
Beware any taqueria named “Sylvester’s”.
I have to go with…
@Elmer_J.Fudd up next
Here we go…
“Ringo, can’t you just use a standard drum kit for our percussion section?”
Old-school rock n roll bands fighting against the 1960’s “British Invasion”.
“Maybe they just want an autograph?”
Gear!
Ringo, you just had to pull that lever, didn’t you?
He can’t help it - he’s a born lever-puller.
“Cor, this isn’t the Yellow Submarine!”
[He can’t help it - he’s a born Liverpooler.]
[You don’t want to know what a lever-pudlian does to a lever.}