A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

I told you, just hire a white van man to carry our gear.
But noooo, you had to advertise for a carrier in Extraterrestrial Soldier of Fortune magazine.

The winner

Thankee kindly. Let’s try this one…

Bubba, you may want to switch into 4 wheel drive.

“How far away is the Charlottesville rally?”

Due to staffing cutbacks, Hank Kimball’s territory was expanded to cover Hooterville AND Crabwell Corners. He rushed from one farm to the next.

Boing!

Our winner! Take it away, BL!

Thank you. Maybe one day there will be a Hank Kimball special edition Bronco. Well, maybe not a SPECIAL edition.(blank stare) Er, what was the question again anyway?

The August heat is getting to me, I look forward to your responses on this:

Sigh, another “Click on the link to see the full picture.”

“I’m not just an Enema Club for Men technician, I’m also a client.”

Boy, boy, crazy boy… Keep cool, boy!

Hail, Hydrant!

An early attempt to allow the Creature from the Black Lagoon to live among humans.

Patent 18119944924243243: Social Distancing Enforcement Suit.

I’ll give this one to Prof. Pepperwinkle for “Boy, boy, crazy boy…Keep cool, boy!”. I don’t understand it at all, but it does have a good rhythm.

Thanks. It’s from West Side Story.

First recorded proof that women actually do fart

Mabel had never been able to see the right side of her nose before her operation. She was horrified.

The winner!

Guess who?

Bad dog!