A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

I didn’t do it! I was framed!

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: The dog door is at the FRONT of the house and the horse door is at the BACK of the house.

Hi, I’m Trixie, you’re old fox terrier who tied and has been reincarnated! Got any apples?

“We don’t make mistakes, just happy little accidents.”

I’d like to speak to Willlllllll-burrrrrrrrr

Weather Report: It’s a little colt outside.

Despite the corrections, this one crosses the line first!

Yay! [I have to start proofreading my stuff.] Given the weather of late…

Ben and Jerry’s new ice cream flavor - Burn in Hell for All Eternity Cherry

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Exhibit A: Consumer Product Safety Commission vs. Harvey Comics.

Finally, a cure for brain-freeze.

Well done, Mr. Fudd!

Okay,

You’re a long way from Fantasy Land, amigo.

Ola, it’s Reality! You wait in line and pay good money for an experience not nearly as good as you thought it would be, and when it’s over you’re right back where you started, but with a little less money. Reality!

The neighborhood open-house tour misspelled “Realty”.

South of the Border’s new attraction for couples whose honeymoon is over.

All amusement parks should be this honest:

Thanks! This one’s from this years comedy wildlife photos contest:

An eagle flies into a bar…