It was just beginning to dawn on Santa that Polka might have been a bad influence on the elves,
We are Sex Bah-Bomb. We’re here to play and depress you for Christmas and stuff.
“Have a Millennial Polka Christmas” was the worst selling album of 2019.
@FastDan1 had the most interesting take on the theme.
Take it away Danny boy!
Since it’s Star Trek Day, next up is…
IT’S NOT A TOUPEE!
(Authors note - yes, it was.)
Shatner’s recitation of “Seasons in the Sun” is intense.
Nimoy! You and your “Vulcan hot sauce!”
Hang on … one of the Godfather actors is watching us film?
CAANNN!
“You say sa-bo-toj. I SAY SA-BO-TADGE!”
Now, open wide and this won’t hurt a bit…
Of all the challenges Kirk had faced in his career, none was more dangerous than stepping barefoot onto Klingon Lego.
Takei said WHAT?
What do you mean, “You like Galaxy Quest better?!!”
“Get a life! It’s just a TV show!”
Scotty, you say you caught Sulu and Yeoman Rand in the Jeffries Tubes doing WHAT?
OK - Which one of you wise guys put the dilithium crystals in my coffee? Now I’m “going” (to the head) at Warp Speed.
Holy heck, how do I choose among those great entries?
OK, since I have to, I’ll go with:
@Gyrate report to the bridge.
Hooray! This calls for cake…
Quick, put another head on the other side. The ultrasound showed TWINS!
I don’t get the significance of the cherr — Oops, never mind. This IS your first isn’t it.
For Marge Simpson, live is just a tray of cherries.