I turned the cake the other way, but I could still feel those child’s eyes staring at me…
After he was decommissioned, Thomas’ soul was transferred by Chucky into one of the entries on Americas Best Baker. They did not win.
The lemon and chocolate custard filling leaking out of the back of the cake amused no one.
Even baking the cabbage patch kid into a roll cake could not remove the demon. The Warrens would have to use more drastic measures.
“Something’s missing.”
“I know! Let’s put a crabapple in its mouth!”
Cake - celebrating the birthday of Franz Kafka.
(Recent research found that The Metamorphosis was actually about an octopede.)
The secret to a good Swiss Roll is using real Swiss babies.
Thomas the Tank Engine has seen better days.
Sorry for the delay but it was a busy weekend.
Fun offerings all around, but Imma go with
You are a man/woman/other after my own dark, twisted heart.
Thanks!
Before you can even touch this classic comic, you must beware the power of Fin Fang Foom!
Every now and then, those dragon heads get hungry and nibble on collector’s items.
The thirteenth labor of Hercules: Paper-training Cerberus.
“The Indian in the Cupboard Part II - The Dark Side”.
Best comic ever! The action literally burst from the pages!
“Hail Hydra!”
Fido HATED Marvel Comics stories that ended with “to be continued in the next issue”.
@Prof.Pepperwinkle wins for the Foom reference. It’s actually Ghidorah (Monster Zero) from the Godzilla movies. There was once a Google Plus photo competition called “Play with your Toys” where people staged their toys in creative ways, and this was my submission. I called it “This is why we can’t have nice things”.
Nice!
How 'bout:
“What? Aren’t Cheerios and milk supposed to go together?”
Everyone says the same thing when they meet Princess Cherry. “Oh”.